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PostHeaderIcon A Gnome Away From Home

A Gnome Away From Home

A Gnome Away From Home

Marky of Gnome Keep is lost and alone. He can’t find his puppy, he can’t find his way out of the woods, and to make matters worse, some owls have decided to have him for dinner. His only hope is to ask the Silver Lady, a good sorceress, for help.Instead, he gets twins Katie and Kevin, and their little brother Sam.The Broderick kids are having a hard time too. Their parents are always busy, they had to move to a new neighborhood, and to top things off, Dad just forgot to pick them up from an after-school ball game. Stranded, with nobody answering the phone, they decide to walk to their Aunt Ellie’s house. Nobody is there but Ellie’s cat Chester, but Katie knows where to find the spare key.The rest of the family thinks Aunt Ellie is strange. The kids are about to find out how strange she really is when they discover a secret room in her basement. Inside the secret room is a glowing silver doorway that leads to another world. Marky the gnome has come through that doorway. When the kids follow him back, they find themselves in a world where magic is real, giant owls carry people away, and goblins try to steal children to change them into more goblins. Even if they can help Marky get home, how will Katie, Kevin and Sam find their way back to their own world?








PostHeaderIcon How To Survive A Garden Gnome Attack

How To Survive A Garden Gnome Attack

How To Survive A Garden Gnome Attack

Move over zombies and adolescent vampires. There”s a new threat in town–and it”s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it”s here. Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven system–Assess, Protect, Defend, Apply–for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, and–in the event that a secured perimeter is breached–confronting and combating the attackers at close range.








PostHeaderIcon The Gnome of Central Park

The Gnome of Central Park

The Gnome of Central Park

New York’s Central Park is much more than just a recreation area for NYC residents and tourists. Deep within it lies an unseen world of faeries, gnomes, and divas! This is the story of one such gnome and a human who happened to be eating lunch on a sunny afternoon neither looking for nor expecting the adventure that was to follow!








PostHeaderIcon Cat Gnome

Cat Gnome

Cat Gnome

Cat Gnome








PostHeaderIcon Li’l Gnome Finds a Home

Li'l Gnome Finds a Home

Li’l Gnome Finds a Home

Over 20,000 youth are released from the foster care system each year who have turned 18 and are no longer considered wards of the court. What happens to these children who have been shuttled from house to house but rarely find a home? This is their story portrayed by the mythical Li”l Gnome who seeks a home before aging out. With no family of his own to return to, Li”l Gnome will begin his adult life extremely disadvantaged but for his own resiliency. The Sacramento CASA (Court Appointed Special Advocates) has, as their new initiative, a program that will help aged-out foster youth, like Li”l Gnome, better integrate into society. Read the hopeful story of Li”l Gnome”s journey and how he eventually finds a home . and support CASA with your purchase.